- Take him on long walks. Through the city, the woods, nature.
- Make him eat thin pizza (Flammkuchen) instead of huge cheesy thick ones, topped with bacon, beans and whatnot
- Three words: Italian. Red. Wine
- Take a day off – or 30… PAID
- Buy a huge amount of honey mead at one of the many medieval markets
and last but not least – but most importantly:
- For the sake of our Lord, put him into a pair of skinny jeans!!!!